Welcome To My World...

ahhhh

2006-01-23T14:19:57Z

Early in the mornin, risin to the street, i like me up a cigarette and i strap shoes on my feet...got to find a reason, reason things went wrong, got to find a reason why my moneys all gone. I got a dalmation, i can still get high, i can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot *solo*

that is all, it has been stuck in my head for days. i got my cell back. if you don't know my number, then you're probably not important enough to have it...either that or i just haven't gotten around to giving it to you, since i only gave it to like 3 people so far...eh...

Life sucks majorly, i now have 2 criminal charges that are gonna be on my record, no car, no job, no money, and shitty family life...not so much in jeapordy of failin this year though, i'm passin that science class with a 77% D. bitches. that's all i need, haha.

Brittany and i are good. really good. valentines day is comin up. hope she's gonna enjoy what i got her. muhahahahha. penis.

Love you baby! muah! as for the rest of you, i peed my pants the other day. kinda funny cuz kaitlynn did too, lol. we're idiots...i would tell teh story, but i don't have time since study hall is almost over, let's just say driving down the road, had to pee uber bad, had one of those small gatorade bottles (the tall thin ones) and let's just say i can pee more than those bottles can hold. the bottle over flowed with my piece still in it...haha i'm such an idiot. thats ok though, i went home and washed my clothes and took a shower...in my defense though, i seriously didn't think it was gonna fill up that quickly. oh well

I watched days of thunder yesterday. forgot about that movie...i used to have the gameboy game...eh

saw underworld: evolution, better than the first one. i like i like.

i shaved...for the first time in months...and i mean months...and by shave i mean...everything...mustache, goatee, beard...except what's weird is that instead of bein bald...i let it grow and didn't shave that...so i have hair...just not facial...except if you count my unibrow....hmm...

alright well this class is over, gonna go to german now. yippie skip. there's a hard subject...OH!...in case i've never done this, halfway through the year...but ehhhhh:

1st- english 12

2nd- study hall

3rd- german III

4th- US/VA history

5th- Algebra II (AGAIN, lol)

6th- Human Physiology

LUNCH

7th- Sociology

Boo...ya...bitches

Alright well i'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball (and no i don't meanthe movie, i mean the actual game, cuz fat people can't run, merrrrrrrr fuckers...actually i knew this one fat guy who could haul ass...but that's another story for another time.)

Love you brittany. I'll probably be texting you in a couple of my classes, since i aint got SHIT to dooooo..

Later

Yeah, it's definitely been a while...

2005-12-16T13:10:40Z

Well, it's been a while since i updated and used this thing, so i guess it's about that time. Last week:2 snow days, 2 sick days, went wednesday = mini vacation. This week: snow day yesterday, 2 hour delay today = 4 day weekend :) i might actually go today, but i'm not entirely sure i will. My moms home, so i think i'll have. She came home early cuz she's sick (she has what i had). But it's all good. So life sucks. no car, no job, same ol shit. But i've been seein a lot of brittany lately. I got to go to West Virginia with her for Thanksgiving. :) it was the bestest ever! We built a snow man together for the first time! yay! it wasn't as exciting as you see on TV, mainly cuz we didn't have gloves...and it was cold as shit....so we took 2 pairs of socks and made home made mittens, which helped a lot. But....i still made most of the snowman, and i was in a rush to get it done cuz my hands were numb....otherwise, had i been dressed for the weather, i would have taken my time and worked on it with brittany more. But....TOGETHER...our snow man got completed...and he is the shit. Well...was the shit. I'm sure he's gone now. Baby...what did we call him? He has a name, and i might post pictures later. (my mom is making me french toast, annndddddd they closed my school, so i do get a 4 day weekend! yay!) Oh well, so the snow man makin was fun, and i got to spend a lot of time around brittany. and the sex was awesome, what can i say. We went at it on Thanksgiving day like fuckin 4 or 5 times...ahhh good times. :) Annddd we went to the mall and took pictures with santa clause, which i will post here, and i will post on my myspace as well. And i bought her a christmas gift and gave it to her. Madagascar. :) she loves it. Yay, ryan did good! I had the best time ever over thanksgiving. And i think that since i spent so much time aorund her and with her it really strengthened our relationship. :) So now that christmas is comin up, after christmas the plan is for brittany to come up here and spend a few days here for new years eve. So hopefully that works, especially now that she has a job..sigh..we'll see how it goes. Muah i love you baby. That's really all there is to update. I mean brittany and i have been doin great. We're holdin on until june, when we will move in together :) That's about the best thing to look forward to. Anywho, i'm gonna go eat my french toast now. I love you baby. later bitches. como estas and buenos noches! and yes i know what they mean so....silencio por favor el fooker! las putas es deliciosas. word bitches

Let The Voting Begin!

2005-10-30T22:21:34Z

Alright well here are the pics, the first 2 are mine, the next 2 are Brittany's. VOTE AWAY!!

Yes that is my hand, cuz i don't have any small candles, so i had to go ghetto style and use a lighter. boo freakity hoo!

Alright well there you have it. Those are the pumpkins, so vote away.

Let The Games Begin!

2005-10-30T19:32:30Z

Well folks, it's about that time of year...PUMPKIN CARVIN TIME SLUTS! that's right, i haven't carved a pumpkin in years....but this year...it's personal...BRITTANY, I CHALLENGE YOUUU!!! that's right, brittany and i are starting a contest. We will carve pumpkins, and the pics will be posted....and we will let YOU the people decide who is the better PUMPKING CARVING MASTAHHHH!! And do realize, i'm left brained, she's right brained....for those unsmart in psychology, left brained = smart in math, science, statistics, numbers, logic. Right brained = artistic, creative, yadda yadda...i have the handicap here. So keep that in mind while you judge, but remember to judge FAIRLY. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Someday, love will find you!! Break those chains that bind you!!

2005-09-07T04:29:27Z

I LOVE YOU BABY!!! :) MUAH!!

My Lil Red Truck :)

2005-07-22T21:33:30Z

This is my 3rd time trying this, apparently cuts don't work, so you were all meant to suffer. And guess what? that's just tough shit!

Enjoy :)

I know i've been promisin those for a while. So there you have it. notice how the seats are still intact though? Ford's some damn good makin!

tryin to end the drama

2005-05-13T16:03:20Z

well, i just got off the phone with my doc earlier, and i gotta tell ya, he thinks my heart problems is comin from my stress levels. So he told me i need to calm down, take a vacation, and try n clear some things up so i have less stress. So i am. So i called Evan. I sat down and thought about it, and really, i'm just bein a dick and bein a jealous boyfriend. I have no problems with him hangin out with brittany, so i'm gonna set things straight with him when he gets off work so we don't argue or fight, and everythings cool. It will make things easier on brittany, and it will also make things easier on me. I think that's a small step towards bettering our relationship, bettering our stress levels, and bettering our lives in general. I told em i didn't wanna argue or fight, that i just wanted to straighten some things out. he said he didn't mind, but it would have to be after work. So i'm gonna call him and work things out. We don't necissarily have to like each other a lot and hang out and be best friends n shit, but i at least want to clear things up so we can get along. I know brittany hates it that we can't get along, and i'm sure that if i do this it'll be best for everyone. And honestly, i really don't have a problem with him. I just get jealous cuz he gets to see her and i don't. And that's partly because of her parents, and partly because i live so far away. She's happy hangin out with him, it gets her away from her problems. I'm only creatin more stress for her and myself by bein a dick about them hangin out. As long as that's all they're doin, nothing sexual, and no relationship thingy goin on, i don't care. Brittany needs to have fun with someone, and i need to stop thinkin bout what's good for 1 or 2 people, and instead start thinkin bout what's good for everyone. He's a funny guy, i know she likes hangin out with him, we used to get along. It's time to bury the hatchet. I just hope he sees it the same way. I love brittany with all my heart, and i just want her to be a lil happier. Cuz if i'm happier, and she's happier, then that improves where our relationship is going. Well i feel like shit, i'm goin in to work early to see if i can get out early, so hopefully i'll be back this afternoon or some shit. I'll update again tonight and let everyone know what's goin on n stuff. If i feel up to it that is...anywho, brittany i love you and i miss you. Talk to you sometime later today.

This House Is Not a Home!!!

2005-03-05T17:08:38Z

I’ll be coming home
Just to be alone
Cause I know you’re not there
And I know that you don’t care
I can hardly wait to leave this place

No matter how hard I try
You’re never satisfied
This is not a home
I think I’m better off alone
You always disappear
Even when you’re here
This is not my home
I think I’m better off alone
Home, home, this house is not a
Home, home, this house is not a home

By the time you come home
I’m already stoned
You turn off the TV
And you scream at me
I can hardly wait
Till you get off my case

No matter how hard I try
You’re never satisfied
This is not a home
I think I’m better off alone
You always disappear
Even when you’re here
This is not my home
I think I’m better off alone
Home, home, this house is not a
Home, home, this house is not a

Home, home, this house is not a
Home, home, this house is not a home

I’m better off alone

No matter how hard I try
You’re never satisfied
This is not a home
I think I’m better off alone
You always disappear
Even when you’re here
This is not my home
I think I’m better off alone
Home, home, this house is not a
Home, home, this house is not a

Home, home, this house is not a
Home, home, this house is not a home

holy...shit...

2005-02-01T03:50:58Z

good news, i don't have time to explain, but i am soooo freakin psyched about goin to vegas in march! Kaity's gonna be there!! and jonathan! damn it's gonna be so fuckin good to see them! I am so fuckin happy right now i'm gonna fuckin shit my pants! i'll update more about this tomorrow, i gotta jet though, before my dad has a heart attack. See y'all on the flip side!!

Your Love Is Like Baaaad Medicine!! Bad Medicine Is What I Neeeed! WHOOAAA!!!

2005-01-30T22:10:33Z

...quit my job for good, growin my goatee out, gettin my eyebrow pierced, gettin a haircut, and gettin a new job, and finishing my taxes, that's on the agenda for the next week or two.

This Is For Amber, HaHa

2005-01-28T03:07:43Z

1. Who are you? I'm Ryan!!
2. Are we friends? Yeah i'd like to think so!
3. When and how did we meet? Ughh, summer of 04, in summer school if i recall correctly
4. How have I affected you? You've been a really good friend, and you've helped me see things a lil differently sometimes, and you've helped me through some things, and i've helped you, and you've become an important factor in my life
5. What do you think of me? I think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, you're fuckin pimp, and i love ya like a fat kid loves cake
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? you suckin your thumb in english class? either that or you tellin the teacher you hated her...
7. How long do you think we will be friends? For as long as you can stand me, lol
8. Do you love me? You bet your ass i do
9. Do you have a crush on me? Oh yes, but don't tell chris or brittany!! shhh!!
10. Would you kiss me? all over
11. Would you hug me? Too late!
12. Physically, what stands out?   your boobs...literally...but eyes and smile, kinda go hand in hand
13. Emotionally, what stands out?   you're a pretty emotional girl, and i'd like to think i've helped you out a lil here and a lil there through the months, and i gotta say you take things to heart, and sometimes it can be good, and sometimes it can be bad, depending on the situation
14. Do you wish i was cooler? If only i could be as cool as you!
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?    you're an 11!!
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.    Boobs, self explanitory
17. Am I loveable? yeah of course, or else i wouldn't love you like a fat kid loves cake!
18. How long have you known me?   8 -9 months or so
19. Describe me in 3 words:   sexy, pimp, and funny
20. What was your first impression? "she's gonna be one of them bitches with an attitude, and i'm gonna end up pissin in her gas tank"...boy was i wrong
21. Do you still think that way about me now? not at all, not even close
22. What do you think my weakness is?   being really emotional about certain things
23. Do you think i'll get married? yeah you prolly will
24. What makes me happy?   good company...whether it's a boyfriend, or whether it's friends, you like being around ppl that make you laugh and smile, and people to talk to, and your dogs
25. What makes me sad?   Drama drama!! plain n simple!!
26. What reminds you of me? Jenna Jameson? Amber is amber, no one else is you, and you aren't anyone else! amber reminds me of amber!
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? my pimpjiuce! oh and of course a hug and a cup of coffee, cuz we all know that's what you really want
28. How well do you know me? fairly well
29. Do you wish to get to know me more?   i wouldn't mind
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?     All the time
31. Leave your AIM name if you'd like to talk(or mail it if you dont want it out)?  you have it
32. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you???   i'm doin that now aren't i?

HAHA, PPL FUCKIN CRACK ME UPPP!!!!

2005-01-28T02:53:08Z

anonymous: dude
PapaSmurf021087: ?
anonymous: i dunno
anonymous: about anal...
PapaSmurf021087: oh lord
PapaSmurf021087: lol
anonymous: --------- wants it
PapaSmurf021087: what now son
anonymous: LOL
PapaSmurf021087: yeah i know
anonymous: and i wanna do it
PapaSmurf021087: yeah i know
PapaSmurf021087: lol 2 statements i already knew
PapaSmurf021087: keep goin
anonymous: you're the know it all on sex
PapaSmurf021087: not all, but a lot
anonymous: yeah
anonymous: how is she gonna get all the turdies from her butt?
anonymous: lol
anonymous: just go to the bathroom we do it
anonymous: and i'm pretty unknowledgeable abour sex
anonymous: haha
PapaSmurf021087: LMAO

This kid fuckin cracks me up!!! haha keep it real man!! haha too fuckin funny!

sigh...

2005-01-26T02:08:57Z

"Everytime i so one of those fuckin lil quizes, i try copyin n pastin em in the damn box, and everytime one of em fucks up and i get all the lil letters and numbers instead of the information and picture, and i go back to edit it so it shows up, and it's all fucked up and blah blah blah, so right now the second quiz i took about which season i am is not on my last update, and i will have it to you some other time. fuckin a man..." .... after goin back and reading it...i myself had a horrible time understanding what the hell i wrote, so i'm gonna rewrite it...Everytime i do one of those damn quizes, i try to copy n paste them into the damn update box. Everytime i do more than 1 quiz, one of the quizes fucks up and doesn't show up, and shows up in the form of the link, as it did previously. I try to go back and change it, and it fucks up even more, and the font gets changed, blah blah blah. So the point of it was, i got the drug one to show up. There's another one with what season i am, i scored winter. I will do it again and put it in another post. Anywho, other than that, i just got off work, i'm tired, but it's ok, cuz i stole 3 magazines for Brittany, and 2 12 packs of condoms. I got another one of those durex pleasure packs, with the 4 different types of condoms. I only got those again cuz i wanted to say if the colors/scents condoms were orange again like they were in the last box. They sure were, which leads me to believe they put orange in all the pleasure packs, or i just happened to get lucky to get that in the same order like that. I'll try again sometime, haha. Also got trojan twisted pleasure. so i'm sittin on about 36 condoms right now, and two bottles of KY warming liquid (personal lubricant for enhancing your sex life, in case you didn't know)...and i aint got anyone to use it on....sigh....such a shame really. Looks like next time i come to hampton i'm gonna be one busy som bitch tryin to use all this shit up!! THIS JUST IN!!: Ryan has chem homework he won't be doing!! does he give a shit right now!? no!! i'm tired as all hell!! and all i wanna do is relaxxxxxxxx!!! Alright, well i'm gonna chill and listen to some musack. I'll update later if i think of anything to update on.

sigh

2005-01-25T20:17:36Z

Everytime i so one of those fuckin lil quizes, i try copyin n pastin em in the damn box, and everytime one of em fucks up and i get all the lil letters and numbers instead of the information and picture, and i go back to edit it so it shows up, and it's all fucked up and blah blah blah, so right now the second quiz i took about which season i am is not on my last update, and i will have it to you some other time. fuckin a man...

Got Them From Britt, Who Got Them From Chris Apparently

2005-01-25T20:04:57Z

You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

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Mushrooms

100%

Marijuana

81%

Inhalents

69%

Alcohol

44%

Ecstacy

44%

None!

44%

Cocaine

19%

What's your ideal drug?
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Dude i'm gonna flip the fuck out...the first one...the drugs one...i'm gonna flip out for 2 reasons. 1, i love shrooms and pot, and those are obviously the two highest on my quiz...and....2, because if i haven't fucking said it before, i'll say it again. SMURFS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN DRUG REFERENCE IN THE WORLD!! look at the picture!! see i told you the smurfs are associated to drugs!! Some of you know how i feel about it, cuz i've brough it up before, espcially if you smoke with me, but yeah. I try to tell people all the time that if you see or think of cartoons, most of all cartoons are drug based. Alice in wonderland, smurfs, carebears, etc. etc...sigh...anywho, i also happen to agree with the second one, winter is my favorite, then comes summer, then fall, then spring....so yeah...</strong></p>

PS from now on i'm puttin lyrics into the music spot, and if you can guess what song it is, maybe the band, then you'll get....you'll get...you'll get something, i'll figure it out damnit!

Quick Question:

2005-01-25T00:46:22Z

do you have any idea how good it feels to fuckin quit your job!?

Haven't Updated In A While

2005-01-24T20:28:24Z

Yeah, so thursday i began my new classes:

German 3
Honors Chem
Honors Government
Philosophy

Well, German is easy as hell, as usual, and it has a hell of a lot of people, so it's a real fun class. Honors Chem isn't as hard as i thought it would be...so far...we'll see. I know like 1 or 2 people in there, no one i really talk to. Should be easy to focus on passing the class then. Government in Maryland is a freshman class, sooooo, i'm stuck in a room full of lil freshies...the class is easy though, i mean hella easy. Teacher's new, inexperienced...i'm gonna bullshit him so much so fast he'll never know what fuckin hit em haha! I mean to say the least about the class, i shaved yesterday, and i already have more hair on my face today than all of the lil freshies put together...they're about 1/12 my size...and 3/4 still have braces...14-15 years old....god i feel so fuckin old in there...wellll, and then there's philosophy, which is all seniors and juniors, and i know a lot of em, and the teacher fuckin rocks...McDonough, my english teacher last semester...he has got to be one of the single greatest teachers i know. Philosophy is a pretty easy class in itself, there's a lot to know and learn, but once you get it down it's easy. All we do all day is discuss moral issues, and shit like that. There's a retard in the class....literally...and well today McDonough is tryin to get the class to interact by discussing things, but no one is talking...so McDonough goes on rambling about mind/body dualism, the belief that the mind and body are completely seperate entities, and he argues against it, and one of his arguments was that when you have a dirty dream, why does it then feel as if the real thing is actually happening. He said it feels just as real as if it were actually happening, as if you were actually gettin some...and the retard replies to this by screaming out "AND SOMETIMES EVEN BETTER!!!"...i bout fuckin died...after the class got quiet again he began by trying to explain one of the dreams he had previously had...but McDonough stopped em, haha it was fuckin hilarious! So over all i have some pretty kick ass classes. SAT's got postponed...hmmm wonder why they did that...oh!!!....PERHAPS IT'S CUZ THERE'S 1 AND A HALF FEET OF FUCKING SNOW AT MY DOORSTEP!!!...could be it...eh, anways. I kinda had an epiphany the other day...of what i want outta myself, and what i want outta life, and what i need to do to acheive it...i hate my job...not the job itself, just the fuckin bullshit that comes with it, including making 5.40...and then they take 15 outta every weeks paycheck cuz of union fees, not including taxes. i have to shave, i hate shaving, i can't pierce my eyebrow...They told me they were gonna promote me to checker after the holidays, and that has happened, so yeah...i'm gonna start lookin for a new job, and when i find it i'm gonna quit safeway. With the money i make, i am to buy three sole things that are the greatest costing, most wanting in my life right now. Car- 1,250...video camera-250-400...and a new guitar-200-300...i'll explain each, if you will...ok so let's start with the obvious one...well they're all obvious, but i mean the car...I want the car, so i don't have to put up with bullshit about using my dad's gas, puttin mileage on the car, don't have to listen to him tell me i can't use the car cuz he needs it, or cuz he doesn't want me to drive....but that costs the most, and being that i'll have to pay insurance on the biatch i'm gonna buy it last. I mean if i save my money to get the car first, then i'll end up losing 100 or more dollars from all my money i earn that could go towards the other 2. Second i'm gonna mention the guitar. I love playing, and i have two pieces of shit. I would enjoy playing so much better if i had a guitar that played right and didn't piss me off more than anything else. Then there's the video camera...i've always wanted one...i've always wanted to go do things and get it on tape so i can reflect later on life in my childhood, and show my children what i was like (when they were old enough to see, cuz i guarantee they won't be pg13) when i was growing up. There are other reasons i want the camera, haha and i think we all know what that is ;) So bein that as it may be, i am gonna get about 150 back for taxes...and i should be makin a fat check next week, and i get 50 in my bank account on the first of every month, so sometime in february i'm gonna have a video camera for my...own...personal use....ahem! and then if i find another job, or even if i stick with safeway, i should have enough enough for the guitar 2-3 weeks after that, and then i start saving for my dad's car, which i could have in anywhere from 3-4 months, depending on how much i work and how much i am making throughout that time. So by june/july i should have everything i want in that aspect. That's the plan, let's see if it works! Most likely if i quit my job for another one...i'm gonna let the mustache and goatee grow back out...and get my eyebrow peirced...and prolly get a lil trim, since it is a tad long about now. 2 years without a haircut...think it's about time? I think my freshman year is the last time i cut my hair, haha. But don't get me wrong, i won't cuttin it short short, just a fuckin trim. so yeah. I gotta go to work at 4, it's 3:20 now....ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuck it's gonna suck. Let's see if i can calculate my check for this week!? 17 hours this week, that's 5.40 X 17 = 91.80! but wait! - 15 for shit happens (union and safeway fees) = 76.80! but wait!! don't forget the 5% tax rate!! = 72.96!! wow, i'm gonna make a full 72.96 when i could be makin almost 100...it's like i'm only gettin 3/4 of the money i worked for...which holy shit...that's 75%!! in school that's not acceptable!!!! but guess what!? when you're in school kids, they fuckin ass rape you of your money...AND IT'S PERFECTLY FUCKIN NORMAL!!! blah. I might put in some extra hours, not sure yet. prolly will though, just so they can rape me again...BOHICA...bend over, here it comes again...my outlook/motto on life...

Got This From Britt, Who Got It From Stuart

2005-01-18T20:39:14Z

Nicknames:: Jesus and Santa Claus, and a few people call me pothead, but that's dying out
Age:: 17
DOB:: 2.10.87
Basic Location:: Frederick, Maryland

::What Do You Look Like::
Hair:: Brown
Eyes:: Hazel
Favorite Body Part:: don't really have one
Least Favorite Body Part:: don't really have one of them either
Most Identifying Body Part:: my nose or hair

::Your Style::
Your Clothes:: Normal average white guy? baggy jeans, beaters n t-shirts n a hoody?
Does Your Style "Match" Your Personality:: Sure considering my shirts usually have something to say that reflect what i like or how i feel, like my led zeppelin shirt for example.
Do You Wear Makeup:: all the time, wouldn't go a day without it
The Fashion Trend You Never Could Pull Off Is:: i'd be lying if i said i couldn't pull something off like a fashion trend...well...maybe not those ugly ass brown fuzzy fuckin boots, god i hate those...
You Can't Stand Clothes That Are:: brown fuzzy and happen to be on your feet god damnit
You Could Forever Wear:: sweat pants and my hoody
Your Favorite Article of Clothing:: i don't have one for myself, but if i had to say something about womens clothing, i'd have to say a lot can be said about a woman and the panties she wears.
Wear Jewelry?:: when i get my eyebrow/la brea pierced, then yeah i will

::Your Love Life::
Your Status:: Happily married with 2 children, and an underage sexy mistress named Brittany on the side
Got A Crush:: not in the least
Does She Like You Back:: After the conversation i had with her while she was in fourth period...i'd say so
Does Anyone Know:: everyone knows
Does Everyone Know:: nope
Does She Know:: no, i've only been with her for 1 year 4 months, almost 5, and i've had incredible sex with her numerous times, but she hasn't got a fuckin clue
Have You Ever Been In Love:: nope, never
Straight/Bi/Gay/Lesbian/Other:: i'm a lesbian
Ever Questioned That:: never
If Taken, Does Anyone Care:: i can think of a few people

::Last Time You::
Kissed Someone Or Been Kissed:: around new years
Hugged Someone:: also around new years
Forgot Something Important:: if i forgot, what makes you think i would know and remember now?
Cried From Emotion:: a few times in the past
Thought It Was All Over:: indeed
Acquired A CD:: went out and bought the led zeppelin box set a few days ago
Were Very Confused:: not often, but it happens, rarely
Laughed:: today
IMed Someone:: today
Called Someone:: last night

::Do You::
Speak Another Language:: German, and i know phrases and a few sentences in a few other languages
Go On Stage:: been a while
Do Tongue-Twisters:: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Laugh Till Your Face Hurts:: yeah
Do Three-Somes (kissing or otherwise):: haha it's funny you ask! well considering that my g/f wouldn't, that means i can't either. so not any time soon
Memorize Things Well:: indeed
IM SmarterChild And Have Real Conversations:: check my previous entry
Have Obsessions Easily:: i've had a few in the past, but i don't get obsessions easily, and not often
Lie:: not once in my life
Fight:: verablly, all the time, physically, not lately
Believe In Same-Sex Couples:: if they want to, that's fine with me
Believe In Sex Before Marriage:: i would never do such a thing
Watch TV:: used to watch all the time, not i rarely ever do, and when i do it's for football and that's it

::Choose One::
Pink-Red:: red
Bush-Kerry:: Bush!!
Fried Food-Healthy Food:: Fried, fuck the healthy, i'm gonna die someday anyway, might as well enjoy it
Sweet-Sour:: depends on what i'm eating ;)
Punk-Prep:: how bout neither and we execute all those that are?
Sadistic-Overly Happy:: Sadistic
Chicken-Beef:: beef
Weird-Original:: weird
LOTR-HP:: for those of you who do not understand the accromyms, they're, lord of the rings, and harry potter...and i would have to go with lotr
Single-Taken:: both have their advantages, but i like being taken
Light-Darkness:: darkness and night time. Darkness resembles all that is evil and sadistic
Religion-Atheism:: I'm either satanic or athiest...haven't really figured it out yet

I Got The SN From a Survey

2005-01-18T20:07:48Z

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Here's Something That Pisses Me Off...

2005-01-07T02:13:58Z

ya know what i hate...the ppl in your math class that are really really smart, and know everything, but when they're giving a detailed answer they say guesstimate..i'm like...how about nooooo...shuuut the fuuuck up! You didn't guesstimate on shit! You estimated, you quack, and since you're so smart why don't you work out the probability of my foot in your ass!

Rooster

2005-01-04T04:06:38Z

"Rooster"

Ain't Found A Way To
Kill Me Yet
Eyes Burn With Stinging
Sweat
Seems Every Path Leads Me To
Nowhere
Wife And Kids And Household Pet
Army Green Was No Safe Bet
The Bullets Scream To Me From Somewhere

Here They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die

Walkin' Tall Machine Gun Man
They Spit On Me In My Homeland
Gloria Sent Me Pictures
Of My Boy
Got My Pills 'Gainst
Mosquito Death
My Buddy's Breathin'
His Dyin' Breath
Oh God Please Won't You Help
Me Make It Through

Here They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die

sigh

2005-01-03T17:29:09Z

I had a long convo with Angie last night, bout some personal stuff...stuff i've never told anyone...and i talked to Britt pretty openly for a while after that, but then my battery died, so now i have to wait till tonight to be able to charge it...not only that, but i didn't go to school today, and my dad's gonna kick my ass...i couldn't sleep last night, i went to bed at like 2-3 and woke up at like 5:30...i just couldn't sleep, i had too much shit on my mind...and i'm gonna go to my principle tomorrow and ask him how many days i need to still make up, and i'm gonna add that i didn't come yesterday either, and i really don't care. As long as my dad doesn't really find out, which he will, i don't care. Sigh...i'll figure something out...

Big Things Come In Big Packages

2005-01-02T23:10:06Z

Ya know, i was at Britt's house, and we were chillin, and she went to her room to get changed for work, and then she came out for something, and as she was walkin back to her room...when i glanced over...and i happened to see that amazing....beautiful...big....gigantic ASS!!...at least when she wears tight khaki's it looks pretty fuckin big...i've been gone so long i almost forgot how big that som bitch really was! Either that or that shit's growin! lol! Keep up the good work baby! whatever you're doin, it's workin!

From Amber

2005-01-02T23:02:14Z

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? Prolly lots of stuff, most recent is chill with Angie and watch Star Wars: A New Hope with Britt

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? i don't think i had any last year, but i have some this year, and i will most likely keep them. They're not exactly hard to keep.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? nope

4. Did anyone close to you die? nope

5. What countries did you visit? Well i'd normally go to Germany, but i didn't get to, next summer i'm gonna hit up Germany and a few other countries.

6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004? hmm, not sure

7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? a couple, new years eve for sure, cuz of the crazy shit that happened, and i had an awesomely good time, August 4th when i moved up to Maryland, and a few others here and there.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? staying in the relationship without a break...i think i managed that...hm...Gettin to see old friends and making new ones...Gettin 3 A's and a B on my report card...we'll see what it looks like at the end of the semester in 2005...

9. What was your biggest failure? failing all my classes in 10th grade?

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? a few faked ones, a few real ones, god only knows

11. What was the best thing you bought? 2 rings for Brittany, and i'll tell ya why, 1 it cost me 100 bucks fresh outta my pocket, and 2 it makes her happy...come to think of it...it better make her ass happy!

12. Whose behavior merited celebration? Angie's, and guess what? we did celebrate woot woot!!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? my father...perhaps even my own...there's some hardcore thought

14. Where did most of your money go? videogames and christmas presents

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? chillin with angie, seein britt, chillin with everyone

16. What song will always remind you of 2004? There's too many

17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder? Happier and Sadder, i had a better time and i was way happier than when i was last year, but at the same time i am sadder cuz i live far from all i love and now i can't see em

18. What do you wish you'd done more of? dunno

19. What do you wish you'd done less of? argue

20. How will you be spending new years? great nights i'll never remember with friends i'll never forget...that's how i spent my new years

22. Did you fall in love in 2004? you're a lil late buddy

23. How many one-night stands? none

24. What was your favorite TV program? The only thing i watched all year was football and baseball, cuz i really don't give a shit bout much more on tv anymore

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? nope sure dont, still hate everyone i used to hate, and don't hate any new people

26. What was the best book you read? The only books i read were Gullivers Travels and The Canterburry Tales, and i have to say i liked both just as much as the other

27. What was your greatest musical discovery? dunno

28. What did you want and get? to be honest bout some things, be more laid back, and hang out with some great friends

29. What did you want and not get? lots

30. What was your favorite film of this year? Meet the Fockers was pretty damn good

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? Not a lot

32.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? living in hampton

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004? same ol shit

34. What kept you sane? As crazy as it sounds, Britt did, even with all the arguing

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Bush

36. What political issue stirred you the most? Election

37. Who did you miss? Everyone in hampton, my bro

38. Who was the best new person you met? My Lil Angie Loo Who of course

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004: Bad things come in 3's

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: soooo long, bitch you did me sooo wrooonggg!!!...well no not really that was the year before 2004, this year it would have to be...not sure, there's a shitload to say the least i cant think of one...

My Lil Angie Loo Who And All The Magical Creatures of Hamptopia

2005-01-02T20:12:15Z

Before i begin my magical tale, i'd like to point out that when you log onto Live Journal and you're at the homepage, this is what it shows today:

State of the Goat 2005
2004-12-31

Another year is coming to a close, and it has been a good year for all of us here at LiveJournal. I hope 2005 will treat all of you just as well as 2004 treated us!

Just thought the title was interesting...hmm...

Once upon a time, in a small region of the world called "fucked up town, USA" (Frederick, Maryland), there was a boy. This boy was called Ryan. Ryan wasn't a particularly happy boy in Maryland. He recently moved there to live with his fucked up dad, and he missed all his friends from the magical land of Hamptopia! One day, on the magical day of New Years Eve of the year 2000 and 4, Ryan took a magical journey to his old home of Hamptopia, and when he arrived he couldn't wait to see his friends! He arrived in the early noon after, and went to see a friend up the street. Her name is Rebecca. They talked for an hour to catch up on old times. They talked till early eve, until Ryan went to go find others to see. So Ryan drove across town to see Tiffany. Tiff wasn't home when Ryan went to see her, but her father told him she would be back in 10, so Ryan traveled over, to his lil buddies den. One street over, a few houses down, he went to see Lil Angie Loo Who. Ryan has never hung out with Angelica, or Angie for short, and he was excited to see her! He went inside to meet all who was there! Ryan was given direct orders from the king of the den, and he told Ryan to bring Angie to a party that night, at 11. Ryan receieved directions with a number, written in pencil, on a small sheet of paper. After all was clear, Ryan and Angie left to see Tiff, where they resided until dark. Angie and Tiff had lots to say, of which Ryan new none, so he watched and listened, on the ground where he lay. Ryan and Angie soon left their good friend, and off to pick people up, the two children went. After a complicated process of finding good friends, Ryan finally made his plans meet their ends. In a garage, Ryan sat with fine company and had a blast, and by the beginning of the night, Ryan was high off his ass. Drew, John, Chris, David, David's mom, Angie and I, had all spent the night, gettin real high. They were having good times, when Ryan feared the worst! He knew Angie would be late to arrive, and angie would be going home in a hearse! At 11 Ryan, David and Angie left to Fox Hill, not knowing where they're going, gettin lost in the night that's so still. They got back on track, and Ryan dropped Angie off in front of a house! Twas 30 after 11, and Ryan and David were out. Ryan drove back to his house, to drop off the car. A short while after that, Ryan went to see Rebecca once more, talking to the end of the night, till 1 once more. The very next morning, Ryan recieved a call. Lil Angie Loo Who, not sounding happy at all. She was at the wrong house that night, and was lost for an hour, until finally she arrived, the king was quite sour. He said she was grounded, and that was the end, but Ryan still had 24 hours to hang out with his friend. He Woke up first, and went across the street to see a girl named Heather, and they went to the mall, hanging out for the first time ever. After this he returned her home, to which he then left, to see his girlfriend. Ryan was happy to see her, and he was glad they spent time. Two hours with her however, just didn't seem right. He regretted not goin earlier, but she still had to work early that night. He got to see her, and was thankful for that, and instead of being mad, he was very glad. He realized that he almost didn't get to see her, and that the time spent with her was great. Being in her presence made him happy. He dropped her off at work that evening, and then off he went, to the angry kings den, where he went to go see, his lil magical friend. She was watching a movie, and he decided to stay, and talked of fun things, and talked of good days. Ryan soon left, and talked to Angie alone. He said to her this, and figured best it was done now, and not over the phone. "I had good times, and i will see you again, i want you to ask forgivness for the night, and we'll see what happens then. I want you to say, you had a fun time, and that we've never hung out, and you admit to your horrible crime. Apologize for this, but beg for the king to forgive, to let you off the hook, to give you your vacation, to go out and live. Tell him you never see me, and tell him i leave morrow, for when i leave, it will bring you great sorrow. To chill with me once more isn't a shame, give him hell, and try n play a mind game. I have personally apologized to him, and he will let you go, just give it a try, and hit me up on the cell yo." And as he began to leave, He gave her a hug. He got in the car, she stood on the grass, and as he drove away, he reminded her to kiss her dad's ass. Ryan left to see Tiffany, and they talked for a bit, when 10 minutes later Angie called with good news. She was allowed out for the night, to chill with him once more. So he said his goodbyes, and gave tiff a farewell hug, and back to Angies magical lair is where Ryan headed next. Ryan and Angie decided to see a movie, when along they're journey, they picked up the two chris's. Together all four, they left to go chill, they were all having fun, but they wanted a bit more. They needed more time, time they weren't gonna get. If they had proper utensils, they'd be all set! So back to Ryan's place they all traveled too, when they gathered what they needed, and headed off soon. They planned it out well, and in the end made a stop, quickly they moved, avoiding the cops. All in good time, the four arrived at AMC, and they still couldn't decide, what movie to see. Meet the Fockers at 10:00, that's what they saw. They left a bit early to drop everyone off, and he was determined to get Angie home on time. So off they drove, into the night, having a blast, not a cop in sight. They all made it home sound, and Ryan said his goodbyes...The only two times Angie and him hung out...they were both pretty high...Ryan had the time of his life, and wished it woulda last forever, and now he's sittin at his computer in Frederick, being bored as ever. He misses everyone dearly, and regrets some things he wished he'd done, but over all, he had great fun.

Ok for those of you who didn't understand, i'll put it in simple terms for ya. I got to hampton, i chilled with some ppl, picked up angie, and a few other ppl, we went to davids, we got high, we chilled, i dropped angie off, she was late, she got in trouble, i woke up the next day, went and chilled with other ppl, went to chill with Britt, went to chill with angie, i left her house, told her to try n find a way to get outta trouble for the night, i went to tiffs, 10 minutes later angie called and said she could come out, i went and got her, we got the chris's, we all got high, we went to the movies, and i dropped everyone off. I had a great time, the best time i've had in years it seems like. I hung out with everyone i wanted to, especially Angie since i never got to chill with her. That was the highlight of my trip. I knew that i was only gonna see Britt for a lil while and thats' why i didn't worry about having the best time with my g/f while i was there. I knew i'd get to see her, and that's what mattered to me. That i spent some time with her, and i got to see her again. She needed the money and needed to work, so made plans with Angie. And i really miss Angie and everyone now that i'm gone. I wanted to get pictures of everyone while i was there...hell i was gonna take angie to the lil booth in the mall, where you can put a dollar in and it takes picturse while you sit in it, lol, i was gonna get some of those done with her. But i didn't get around to it. I chilled with her though, and i had blast, she's my lil party buddy for life. I love hanging out with all my friends, but chillin with her was exceptional. I really haven't had a great time like that in fuckin forever! I wanted to chill with Tiff too, and i regret not seeing her, but i talked to her, and we had some good laughs. She's such a good Aunt, i can tell she really knows how to work with kids, which is great, cuz i know she's gonna be a great mom one day. Best of luck to ya sweetie, i'm glad i got to see ya!! I didn't get to chill with Amber though, that was one of my plans, but she was outta town and ididn't get to see her, but to all the things i wanted to do in hampton this time around that i didn't get to do, it's ok cuz i will hopefully be coming back down later in january for about 4-5 days and i will get to spend more time with my g/f, and hopefully i'll get to spend some time with amber and everyone else as well. I'm gonna end this saying that i miss everyone already, and i really wish i could be in hampton with y'all. Y'all mean the world to me, and for those of you who can't read this i know you guys love me just as much i love y'all, even if y'all are fuckin insane, you're still good friends. So much happened, and i'm so damn happy that i spent that time there, and yet on the other hand i'm pissed cuz i'm back home already. I knew i was gonna have fun with Angie and everyone, but i never how much i was missin out on. Angie is my newest party buddy, and i can't wait to party it up with her...which reminds me i have to think of a punishment for her...i think i got one, i'll call her in a minute and let her know...Haha i always think about how i can't wait to go to college, and when i'm 21 i'm gonna hit up bars n clubs with my friends n shit, and have a good time...and i never really thought about who'd i'd go with to have crazy wild party nights, and it hit me this weekend...Angie Angie Angie, she's gonna be my lil party buddy!! woot woot! I don't wanna make it seem like i don't have fun with anyone else, and Angie's the fuckin best thing since sliced bread, but ya gotta understand, i hate it here, and i've never chilled with her, and we get along great and the fact that i had the best time in the world with her means a lot to me and i think it helped our friendship out, cuz after all i want it to be a good strong friendship so i have someone to party with when i grow old! I have great friends, and a great girlfriend...and they're all so fuckin far away...sigh...oh well, i'm gonna get outta here, got shit to do. Later

A lil something that applies to me: "Great Times I'll Never Remember With Great Friends I'll Never Forget"