[	mood	|	*twilight zone music*	]
[	music	|	people typing, cell phone vibratin	]

Early in the mornin, risin to the street, i like me up a cigarette and i strap shoes on my feet...got to find a reason, reason things went wrong, got to find a reason why my moneys all gone. I got a dalmation, i can still get high, i can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot *solo*

that is all, it has been stuck in my head for days. i got my cell back. if you don't know my number, then you're probably not important enough to have it...either that or i just haven't gotten around to giving it to you, since i only gave it to like 3 people so far...eh...

Life sucks majorly, i now have 2 criminal charges that are gonna be on my record, no car, no job, no money, and shitty family life...not so much in jeapordy of failin this year though, i'm passin that science class with a 77% D. bitches. that's all i need, haha.

Brittany and i are good. really good. valentines day is comin up. hope she's gonna enjoy what i got her. muhahahahha. penis.

Love you baby! muah! as for the rest of you, i peed my pants the other day. kinda funny cuz kaitlynn did too, lol. we're idiots...i would tell teh story, but i don't have time since study hall is almost over, let's just say driving down the road, had to pee uber bad, had one of those small gatorade bottles (the tall thin ones) and let's just say i can pee more than those bottles can hold. the bottle over flowed with my piece still in it...haha i'm such an idiot. thats ok though, i went home and washed my clothes and took a shower...in my defense though, i seriously didn't think it was gonna fill up that quickly. oh well

I watched days of thunder yesterday. forgot about that movie...i used to have the gameboy game...eh

saw underworld: evolution, better than the first one. i like i like.

i shaved...for the first time in months...and i mean months...and by shave i mean...everything...mustache, goatee, beard...except what's weird is that instead of bein bald...i let it grow and didn't shave that...so i have hair...just not facial...except if you count my unibrow....hmm...

alright well this class is over, gonna go to german now. yippie skip. there's a hard subject...OH!...in case i've never done this, halfway through the year...but ehhhhh:

1st- english 12

2nd- study hall

3rd- german III

4th- US/VA history

5th- Algebra II (AGAIN, lol)

6th- Human Physiology

LUNCH

7th- Sociology

Boo...ya...bitches

Alright well i'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball (and no i don't meanthe movie, i mean the actual game, cuz fat people can't run, merrrrrrrr fuckers...actually i knew this one fat guy who could haul ass...but that's another story for another time.)

Love you brittany. I'll probably be texting you in a couple of my classes, since i aint got SHIT to dooooo..

Later

[	mood	|	i'm alright	]
[	music	|	none	]

Alright well here are the pics, the first 2 are mine, the next 2 are Brittany's. VOTE AWAY!!

Yes that is my hand, cuz i don't have any small candles, so i had to go ghetto style and use a lighter. boo freakity hoo!

Alright well there you have it. Those are the pumpkins, so vote away.

[	mood	|	muhahahahahaha	]
[	music	|	none	]

Well folks, it's about that time of year...PUMPKIN CARVIN TIME SLUTS! that's right, i haven't carved a pumpkin in years....but this year...it's personal...BRITTANY, I CHALLENGE YOUUU!!! that's right, brittany and i are starting a contest. We will carve pumpkins, and the pics will be posted....and we will let YOU the people decide who is the better PUMPKING CARVING MASTAHHHH!! And do realize, i'm left brained, she's right brained....for those unsmart in psychology, left brained = smart in math, science, statistics, numbers, logic. Right brained = artistic, creative, yadda yadda...i have the handicap here. So keep that in mind while you judge, but remember to judge FAIRLY. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

[	mood	|	I love my hunnie!! :)	]
[	music	|	journey	]

I LOVE YOU BABY!!! :) MUAH!!

[	mood	|	chillin	]
[	music	|	none	]

This is my 3rd time trying this, apparently cuts don't work, so you were all meant to suffer. And guess what? that's just tough shit!

Enjoy :)

I know i've been promisin those for a while. So there you have it. notice how the seats are still intact though? Ford's some damn good makin!

[	mood	|	anxious	]
[	music	|	Hes the one they call dr. feelgood!	]

good news, i don't have time to explain, but i am soooo freakin psyched about goin to vegas in march! Kaity's gonna be there!! and jonathan! damn it's gonna be so fuckin good to see them! I am so fuckin happy right now i'm gonna fuckin shit my pants! i'll update more about this tomorrow, i gotta jet though, before my dad has a heart attack. See y'all on the flip side!!

[	mood	|	amused	]
[	music	|	Utilzing Drugs To Pay For Secret Wars Around The World	]

anonymous: dude
PapaSmurf021087: ?
anonymous: i dunno
anonymous: about anal...
PapaSmurf021087: oh lord
PapaSmurf021087: lol
anonymous: --------- wants it
PapaSmurf021087: what now son
anonymous: LOL
PapaSmurf021087: yeah i know
anonymous: and i wanna do it
PapaSmurf021087: yeah i know
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anonymous: you're the know it all on sex
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anonymous: yeah
anonymous: how is she gonna get all the turdies from her butt?
anonymous: lol
anonymous: just go to the bathroom we do it
anonymous: and i'm pretty unknowledgeable abour sex
anonymous: haha
PapaSmurf021087: LMAO

This kid fuckin cracks me up!!! haha keep it real man!! haha too fuckin funny!

[	mood	|	bouncy	]
[	music	|	Yeeaahhh, they come to snuff the rooostterrrr, ahhhh yeeeaah	]

"Everytime i so one of those fuckin lil quizes, i try copyin n pastin em in the damn box, and everytime one of em fucks up and i get all the lil letters and numbers instead of the information and picture, and i go back to edit it so it shows up, and it's all fucked up and blah blah blah, so right now the second quiz i took about which season i am is not on my last update, and i will have it to you some other time. fuckin a man..." .... after goin back and reading it...i myself had a horrible time understanding what the hell i wrote, so i'm gonna rewrite it...Everytime i do one of those damn quizes, i try to copy n paste them into the damn update box. Everytime i do more than 1 quiz, one of the quizes fucks up and doesn't show up, and shows up in the form of the link, as it did previously. I try to go back and change it, and it fucks up even more, and the font gets changed, blah blah blah. So the point of it was, i got the drug one to show up. There's another one with what season i am, i scored winter. I will do it again and put it in another post. Anywho, other than that, i just got off work, i'm tired, but it's ok, cuz i stole 3 magazines for Brittany, and 2 12 packs of condoms. I got another one of those durex pleasure packs, with the 4 different types of condoms. I only got those again cuz i wanted to say if the colors/scents condoms were orange again like they were in the last box. They sure were, which leads me to believe they put orange in all the pleasure packs, or i just happened to get lucky to get that in the same order like that. I'll try again sometime, haha. Also got trojan twisted pleasure. so i'm sittin on about 36 condoms right now, and two bottles of KY warming liquid (personal lubricant for enhancing your sex life, in case you didn't know)...and i aint got anyone to use it on....sigh....such a shame really. Looks like next time i come to hampton i'm gonna be one busy som bitch tryin to use all this shit up!! THIS JUST IN!!: Ryan has chem homework he won't be doing!! does he give a shit right now!? no!! i'm tired as all hell!! and all i wanna do is relaxxxxxxxx!!! Alright, well i'm gonna chill and listen to some musack. I'll update later if i think of anything to update on.

[	mood	|	aggravated	]
[	music	|	Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo!!	]

Everytime i so one of those fuckin lil quizes, i try copyin n pastin em in the damn box, and everytime one of em fucks up and i get all the lil letters and numbers instead of the information and picture, and i go back to edit it so it shows up, and it's all fucked up and blah blah blah, so right now the second quiz i took about which season i am is not on my last update, and i will have it to you some other time. fuckin a man...

[	mood	|	anxious	]
[	music	|	...They're Tryin To Build a Prisonnnn....	]

You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy. </td> Mushrooms 100% Marijuana 81% Inhalents 69% Alcohol 44% Ecstacy 44% None! 44% Cocaine 19% What's your ideal drug? created with QuizFarm.com</tr>

PS from now on i'm puttin lyrics into the music spot, and if you can guess what song it is, maybe the band, then you'll get....you'll get...you'll get something, i'll figure it out damnit!

[	mood	|	accomplished	]
[	music	|	The Hum of The Computer Tower	]

do you have any idea how good it feels to fuckin quit your job!?

[	mood	|	indifferent	]
[	music	|	Noah Joins His Herd!!! And Quickly He Shall Do!!!	]

Yeah, so thursday i began my new classes:

1. German 3
2. Honors Chem
3. Honors Government
4. Philosophy

Well, German is easy as hell, as usual, and it has a hell of a lot of people, so it's a real fun class. Honors Chem isn't as hard as i thought it would be...so far...we'll see. I know like 1 or 2 people in there, no one i really talk to. Should be easy to focus on passing the class then. Government in Maryland is a freshman class, sooooo, i'm stuck in a room full of lil freshies...the class is easy though, i mean hella easy. Teacher's new, inexperienced...i'm gonna bullshit him so much so fast he'll never know what fuckin hit em haha! I mean to say the least about the class, i shaved yesterday, and i already have more hair on my face today than all of the lil freshies put together...they're about 1/12 my size...and 3/4 still have braces...14-15 years old....god i feel so fuckin old in there...wellll, and then there's philosophy, which is all seniors and juniors, and i know a lot of em, and the teacher fuckin rocks...McDonough, my english teacher last semester...he has got to be one of the single greatest teachers i know. Philosophy is a pretty easy class in itself, there's a lot to know and learn, but once you get it down it's easy. All we do all day is discuss moral issues, and shit like that. There's a retard in the class....literally...and well today McDonough is tryin to get the class to interact by discussing things, but no one is talking...so McDonough goes on rambling about mind/body dualism, the belief that the mind and body are completely seperate entities, and he argues against it, and one of his arguments was that when you have a dirty dream, why does it then feel as if the real thing is actually happening. He said it feels just as real as if it were actually happening, as if you were actually gettin some...and the retard replies to this by screaming out "AND SOMETIMES EVEN BETTER!!!"...i bout fuckin died...after the class got quiet again he began by trying to explain one of the dreams he had previously had...but McDonough stopped em, haha it was fuckin hilarious! So over all i have some pretty kick ass classes. SAT's got postponed...hmmm wonder why they did that...oh!!!....PERHAPS IT'S CUZ THERE'S 1 AND A HALF FEET OF FUCKING SNOW AT MY DOORSTEP!!!...could be it...eh, anways. I kinda had an epiphany the other day...of what i want outta myself, and what i want outta life, and what i need to do to acheive it...i hate my job...not the job itself, just the fuckin bullshit that comes with it, including making 5.40...and then they take 15 outta every weeks paycheck cuz of union fees, not including taxes. i have to shave, i hate shaving, i can't pierce my eyebrow...They told me they were gonna promote me to checker after the holidays, and that has happened, so yeah...i'm gonna start lookin for a new job, and when i find it i'm gonna quit safeway. With the money i make, i am to buy three sole things that are the greatest costing, most wanting in my life right now. Car- 1,250...video camera-250-400...and a new guitar-200-300...i'll explain each, if you will...ok so let's start with the obvious one...well they're all obvious, but i mean the car...I want the car, so i don't have to put up with bullshit about using my dad's gas, puttin mileage on the car, don't have to listen to him tell me i can't use the car cuz he needs it, or cuz he doesn't want me to drive....but that costs the most, and being that i'll have to pay insurance on the biatch i'm gonna buy it last. I mean if i save my money to get the car first, then i'll end up losing 100 or more dollars from all my money i earn that could go towards the other 2. Second i'm gonna mention the guitar. I love playing, and i have two pieces of shit. I would enjoy playing so much better if i had a guitar that played right and didn't piss me off more than anything else. Then there's the video camera...i've always wanted one...i've always wanted to go do things and get it on tape so i can reflect later on life in my childhood, and show my children what i was like (when they were old enough to see, cuz i guarantee they won't be pg13) when i was growing up. There are other reasons i want the camera, haha and i think we all know what that is ;) So bein that as it may be, i am gonna get about 150 back for taxes...and i should be makin a fat check next week, and i get 50 in my bank account on the first of every month, so sometime in february i'm gonna have a video camera for my...own...personal use....ahem! and then if i find another job, or even if i stick with safeway, i should have enough enough for the guitar 2-3 weeks after that, and then i start saving for my dad's car, which i could have in anywhere from 3-4 months, depending on how much i work and how much i am making throughout that time. So by june/july i should have everything i want in that aspect. That's the plan, let's see if it works! Most likely if i quit my job for another one...i'm gonna let the mustache and goatee grow back out...and get my eyebrow peirced...and prolly get a lil trim, since it is a tad long about now. 2 years without a haircut...think it's about time? I think my freshman year is the last time i cut my hair, haha. But don't get me wrong, i won't cuttin it short short, just a fuckin trim. so yeah. I gotta go to work at 4, it's 3:20 now....ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuck it's gonna suck. Let's see if i can calculate my check for this week!? 17 hours this week, that's 5.40 X 17 = 91.80! but wait! - 15 for shit happens (union and safeway fees) = 76.80! but wait!! don't forget the 5% tax rate!! = 72.96!! wow, i'm gonna make a full 72.96 when i could be makin almost 100...it's like i'm only gettin 3/4 of the money i worked for...which holy shit...that's 75%!! in school that's not acceptable!!!! but guess what!? when you're in school kids, they fuckin ass rape you of your money...AND IT'S PERFECTLY FUCKIN NORMAL!!! blah. I might put in some extra hours, not sure yet. prolly will though, just so they can rape me again...BOHICA...bend over, here it comes again...my outlook/motto on life...

[	mood	|	calm	]
[	music	|	Black Dog-Led Zeppelin	]

Nicknames:: Jesus and Santa Claus, and a few people call me pothead, but that's dying out
Age:: 17
DOB:: 2.10.87
Basic Location:: Frederick, Maryland

::What Do You Look Like::
Hair:: Brown
Eyes:: Hazel
Favorite Body Part:: don't really have one
Least Favorite Body Part:: don't really have one of them either
Most Identifying Body Part:: my nose or hair

::Your Style::
Your Clothes:: Normal average white guy? baggy jeans, beaters n t-shirts n a hoody?
Does Your Style "Match" Your Personality:: Sure considering my shirts usually have something to say that reflect what i like or how i feel, like my led zeppelin shirt for example.
Do You Wear Makeup:: all the time, wouldn't go a day without it
The Fashion Trend You Never Could Pull Off Is:: i'd be lying if i said i couldn't pull something off like a fashion trend...well...maybe not those ugly ass brown fuzzy fuckin boots, god i hate those...
You Can't Stand Clothes That Are:: brown fuzzy and happen to be on your feet god damnit
You Could Forever Wear:: sweat pants and my hoody
Your Favorite Article of Clothing:: i don't have one for myself, but if i had to say something about womens clothing, i'd have to say a lot can be said about a woman and the panties she wears.
Wear Jewelry?:: when i get my eyebrow/la brea pierced, then yeah i will

::Your Love Life::
Your Status:: Happily married with 2 children, and an underage sexy mistress named Brittany on the side
Got A Crush:: not in the least
Does She Like You Back:: After the conversation i had with her while she was in fourth period...i'd say so
Does Anyone Know:: everyone knows
Does Everyone Know:: nope
Does She Know:: no, i've only been with her for 1 year 4 months, almost 5, and i've had incredible sex with her numerous times, but she hasn't got a fuckin clue
Have You Ever Been In Love:: nope, never
Straight/Bi/Gay/Lesbian/Other:: i'm a lesbian
Ever Questioned That:: never
If Taken, Does Anyone Care:: i can think of a few people

::Last Time You::
Kissed Someone Or Been Kissed:: around  new years
Hugged Someone:: also around new years
Forgot Something Important:: if i forgot, what makes you think i would know and remember now?
Cried From Emotion:: a few times in the past
Thought It Was All Over:: indeed
Acquired A CD:: went out and bought the led zeppelin box set a few days ago
Were Very Confused:: not often, but it happens, rarely
Laughed:: today
IMed Someone:: today
Called Someone:: last night

::Do You::
Speak Another Language:: German, and i know phrases and a few sentences in a few other languages
Go On Stage:: been a while
Do Tongue-Twisters:: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Laugh Till Your Face Hurts:: yeah
Do Three-Somes (kissing or otherwise):: haha it's funny you ask! well considering that my g/f wouldn't, that means i can't either. so not any time soon
Memorize Things Well:: indeed
IM SmarterChild And Have Real Conversations:: check my previous entry
Have Obsessions Easily:: i've had a few in the past, but i don't get obsessions easily, and not often
Lie:: not once in my life
Fight:: verablly, all the time, physically, not lately
Believe In Same-Sex Couples:: if they want to, that's fine with me
Believe In Sex Before Marriage:: i would never do such a thing
Watch TV:: used to watch all the time, not i rarely ever do, and when i do it's for football and that's it

::Choose One::
Pink-Red:: red
Bush-Kerry:: Bush!!
Fried Food-Healthy Food:: Fried, fuck the healthy, i'm gonna die someday anyway, might as well enjoy it
Sweet-Sour:: depends on what i'm eating ;)
Punk-Prep:: how bout neither and we execute all those that are?
Sadistic-Overly Happy:: Sadistic
Chicken-Beef:: beef
Weird-Original:: weird
LOTR-HP:: for those of you who do not understand the accromyms, they're, lord of the rings, and harry potter...and i would have to go with lotr
Single-Taken:: both have their advantages, but i like being taken
Light-Darkness:: darkness and night time. Darkness resembles all that is evil and sadistic
Religion-Atheism:: I'm either satanic or athiest...haven't really figured it out yet

[	mood	|	bored	]
[	music	|	Immigrant Song-Led Zeppelin	]

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